14 December 2008

Last Geek Standing



Along my path from home to the Atlantic Pacific stop is a hair cutters with lots of photos in the window. I walk this path everyday and, apparently, do not pay any attention. (On this street there is also a wall covered in posters. One day, while sitting across the street at Gorilla Coffee enjoying a beverage, I noticed one of these posters read: "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a killer rabbit?" And the huge graphic on the poster is a rabbit wearing lipstick. I laughed. Then I realized I had been walking by this poster for like a month and never read it. So much for advertising, even funny advertising like this.)


A few months ago, I did a retake on one of the hair style photos because one of the hair models looked alot like a young Seth Rogen. That was because it was a young Seth Rogen. It was one in a series of year book photos taken in the opening sequence for "Freeks and Geeks." (Seriously, people, if you haven't seen it yet, do so right now. You can youtube full episodes or you can borrow it from Peggy. She bought the complete series, because, you know, that girl just can't get enough.) I thought, what a great sense of humor this haircutters has that they included Freeks and Geeks among the advertised styles.

Today, I was going to Gorilla Coffee to get a pound, and I noticed that all the Freeks and Geeks photos had been taken down. All but Bill (Martin Starr). I thought, "Wow, Bill is the last man standing. That's unexpected. Why would they take down everyone but Bill?"

So I bought buy coffee and got my free cup and stared my day. On the way back home I walked past the haircutters and noticed that it the place with the yearbook photos was actually a different store. The Freaks and Geeks lovers are across the street. So much for supercuts having a sense of humor.

Now, well on my way to being caffeinated, I decided to investigate the Bill situation to see if maybe all the other yearbook photos had just fallen down. But, no, they were gone. All but Bill. On the door of ths place were lots of flyers and one jumped out at me. It said, Thank you for all your years of patronage. You can visit us at our other location." I looked up. This was actually Video Free Brooklyn. That, along with the photos from Arrested Development and The Simpsons, started to explain the presence of Seth Rogen.

I guess that means that Bill was not the last man standing, but the one that was left behind. It seems like that might happen to Bill often.

I understand why video stores can't stay open: their product (videos) has become obsolete. But their service (knowledge of and appreciation for movies and the benefits of a community of movie lovers) becomes more scarce. You can always google an actor to find his CV. But you cannot google "what's his name, you know he walks like this and has a facial tick," or any of the other phrases and movements and descriptions that we use to get to an answer from a knowledgeable human being. Like having a good wine store with staff that make helpful suggestions and steer you towards wines you would like but wouldn't otherwise try, a good staff at a video store can open up new worlds to home movie viewers.

Movies like Clerks get made when video store employees spend too much time together. Actors like Adam Brody get their starts working in Blockbuster. These stores hold a place in movie history and it is sad that they are going the way of silent film.

13 December 2008

Adieu, Rainboots



These are my lovely rainboots that have kept my feet dry and warm through a few winters and falls and springs.




But, sadly, they will no longer be joining me in confronting the elements and the big city. They have fallen apart, but I will not. I will move forward, onward through the puddles and the slush. And I will move forward and find new boots to comfort and protect me and my toes.

On Columbia

I was walking in the cold from one science building to another when I overheard this:

"Yeah, well I just think that there is something very respectable about saying, 'This is my job. I'm going to be an artist.' And then just going out there and making art that sells. Just changing what you are making to make something people will buy in quantity."

With all the art classes I've sat through, and all the cafes I've argued in, and all the artist lectures I've attended, I have never heard anyone express that before.

Many young artists hold their credibility and their commitment to their vision above all else. Many older artist see the benefits of producing marketable work. But, I have never heard anyone say that making art to be commercial was "respectable."

People who make art to make money aren't called artists, they're called advertisers. Somebody should give that guy the memo.

09 December 2008

On KVET

I've given up on rewriting this paper.

Ugg. Totally. Ugg.

I love KVET and I miss Austin and I love the internet.

Last night I video chat with Peggy, David, AND BOTH cats.

Listening to KVET on the internet in the basement computer lab I just heard "Old Hippie" by the Bellamy Brothers.

I think that things might actually be changing. One of the first lines says that the Old Hippie is living on the garden he grows. Because these days its self defense.

It seems like not that long ago country radio was all angry and throwing missiles at our enemies and lighting them on fire.

Maybe I really can end my self imposed exile.

06 December 2008

Overheard while walking on campus

Man A: Yeah, I looked so bad when you saw me the other day 'cause I'd just found out I did a bad thing. A really, really bad thing.

Man B: Well, what did you do?

Man A: I had just found out that I knocked up my wife.

Man B: That's f--ing fantastic. Congratulations. So you two are both 33.

Man A: Yes, she is going to be 34...wait, what's the date today? She's going to be 34 in two days.


Ladies and Gentleman, all I can say is if a man every knocks me up, I just hope he's as much of a keeper as this gem.