Man A: Yeah, I looked so bad when you saw me the other day 'cause I'd just found out I did a bad thing. A really, really bad thing.
Man B: Well, what did you do?
Man A: I had just found out that I knocked up my wife.
Man B: That's f--ing fantastic. Congratulations. So you two are both 33.
Man A: Yes, she is going to be 34...wait, what's the date today? She's going to be 34 in two days.
Ladies and Gentleman, all I can say is if a man every knocks me up, I just hope he's as much of a keeper as this gem.
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