No. 1) In Gorilla Coffee
Dude: I'd like a large, regular coffee.
Barista: You want one large and one regular coffee?
Dude: No, just one large coffee: regular.
Barista: And by regular you mean with milk and sugar?
Dude: Oh well I guess that is regular here, but I didn't think in here. I just meant I want a coffee, not a cappuccino or whatever.
No. 2) On a brownstone lined street
Lady with two five year old boys: There is a lot of frozen dog poop around here and now that it is warming up the dog poop isn't frozen anymore, and that means it will squish and if it squishes on anyone's shoe that will be a forty cent penalty and that penalty can be raised if I see fit.
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