Today I was feeling a little congested and my nose was a bit stuffy. So, like the lady that I am, I excused myself to the restroom to blow my nose.
My day continued with a hour of Physics tutoring. It made me hungry to think so hard, so I ate a sandwich.
Later, back in the lady's room using the facilities, I noticed a big yellow thing hanging off my nose.
In shock, disgust and humiliation I relived the time between then and blowing my nose. I had spent an hour talking one on one with someone and the whole time something was hanging out of my nose. How gross!
I wiped away the offending matter, only to discover that it was, in fact, not a booger, but a benign bit of egg salad. The day was relived, again, this time without shame, for the egg salad had been on my face for only a few minutes.
What a relief!
Now that is not what you would expect to say after finding you had lunch on your face for half an hour. Think about that next time you save a little for later. At least its not a booger, and at least it wasn't there all day.
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